ARRRRRR!

Tomorrow (Monday, September 19) is International "Talk Like A Pirate" Day. Now, really, how often do you get a chance to say "Ahoy, Mate!" instead of "Good morning!" to your co-workers?

So are we going to celebrate? You bet we ARRRRRRRR!

In honor of the occasion, here a few pirate jokes for a Monday chuckle.

Have you heard about the new pirate movie?
It's rated AARRRRRR! Why? Because of all the booty!

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they can spend years at C

A pirate walks into a bar wearing a paper towel on his head. The bartender asks, "Why are you wearing a paper towel?"
"Arrrrr..." says the pirate. "I've got a bounty on me head!"

What does a Dyslexic Pirate Say?
RRAAAAAAAAAAA!

And last, but not least...

Where did the one legged pirate go for breakfast?
IHOP